It's Simon Crump's birthday today. He's been celebrating by posting awful jokes on twitter and facebook. Sample:

I just walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 512K and 1MB. Now, that was a trip down memory lane.

But also, he provided this pearl of wisdom:

She sells sea shells by the sea shore?

That strikes me as a pretty rubbish business idea to be honest.

It's funny because it's true. I love Simon Crump.